You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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