What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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