Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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