wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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