I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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