don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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