I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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