Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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