do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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