grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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