Me. At least after what I've been through.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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