New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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