But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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