is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Bring me that man meat
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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