In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Randomize
