If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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