He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Randomize
