This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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