i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
