My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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