You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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