a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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