My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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