it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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