I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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