One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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