OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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