i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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