Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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