i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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