That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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