what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
dude. I can hear the air.
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