Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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