no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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