Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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