it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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