Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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