Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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