in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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