Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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