so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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