Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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