Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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