I wannas sexs uuuuu
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
