Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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