So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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