Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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