Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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