she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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