Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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