just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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