is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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