well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
