Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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